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I bet we've been together for a million
years.

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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.

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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we hid.

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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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And there ain't no nothing we can't love
each other through.

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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Okay,

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Jennifer, ask me one from the geometry
category.

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Alex, I'm tired of doing this. I need a
break.

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Come on, Jennifer, you can't let me down
now.

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You've helped me through the first four
rounds of the high school quiz. The

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championships are only three days away.

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It's going to be on television.

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I've got to be prepared. Come on, just
one more.

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Alex, you're violating child labor law.

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Please.

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I love it when you beg.

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Hi, guys.

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Can I clear those books off the table?
We've got to get dinner going.

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Mom, I really don't want to break my
concentration.

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Why don't you guys go out for dinner?

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Here's a couple of bucks.

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Alex.

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Don't worry, Mom. I'm just excited about
the quiz off. That's all.

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Oh, me too. In fact, this morning I
dropped off my plans for the set at the

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station. How did Daddy like them?

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Well, he didn't have a chance to see
them yet, but I know he's going to love

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ideas. All right, Jennifer. Hit me with
a literature question, please.

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Okay, but this is the last one.

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In Act 5, Scene 5 of Macbeth, Macbeth
reflects on the nature of life.

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Quote the passage exactly.

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That's a tough one. Give me a second.

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Oh, hi, gang.

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Hey, Alex. How you doing today?

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Life's but a walking shadow. A poor
player that throts and frets his hour

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the stage and then it's heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot full of

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sound and fury signifying nothing.

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He seems a little depressed.

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He's practicing for the tournament
final.

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What did you think of my set design?

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Well, it's a little elaborate, isn't it?
I was thinking more along the lines of

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the kind of set we used last year.

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Well, last year's set was so dull.

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Well, maybe.

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It's hard for me to talk about the plans
without having them in front of me. Too

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bad I left them at the office.

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Good luck. I happen to have an extra
copy right here.

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What a break.

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I'll get that.

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Hello.

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Just a second. Alex, it's for you.

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Yellow.

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Oh, hi, Ted.

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What?

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What do you mean you can't make it
Sunday?

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104 temperature.

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So what?

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It's not even life -threatening until it
gets up to 105.

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You can make it, Ted.

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Come on.

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Ted.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor.

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You know, I didn't mean to excite him.

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Listen. If Ted regains consciousness,
could you have a... Hello?

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Great. Just great. Ted Quinn can't make
the finals on Sunday. Why not?

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I don't know.

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Some gibberish about infectious
pneumonia.

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Now our team is a man short.

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What about your friend Susan Aronson?
She's very bright.

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No good, Dad. She's in the 11th grade.

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Each team must consist of one player
from the 10th, 11th, and 12th grades.

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am I going to find an incredibly bright,
informed, quick -thinking 10th grader

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by Sunday?

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Alex, I know we don't usually get along,
but it hurts me to see you in a

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desperate situation like this.

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I'm in 10th grade. I'm willing to be on
your team.

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Maybe if we set Ted up in a glass booth,
he wouldn't...

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You?

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Yes, her.

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Alex, what is it? Do you think you're
the only one in this house who's

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interested in an academic challenge?

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Yeah, I love academic challenges.

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Besides, it's going to be on television.

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An exchange student from Brazil is
pretty bright. Dad, by any chance, could

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ask some of the questions in Portuguese?

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I'll adapt.

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Okay, okay.

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Petey. One more question.

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Grover Cleveland.

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was elected to the presidency twice, in
1884 and again in 1892.

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Who was Cleveland's Secretary of the
Treasury during his second term?

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I

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don't

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think this is going to work out. I
mean...

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Let's face it, most of the questions are
going to be in English.

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Eu compreendo, Alex.

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Nice try, pal. É, nada que.

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É, que sera, sera.

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Ciao. Ciao.

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Jennifer.

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Yes? Bring in the next guy, please.

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Um, he was the last one, Alex.

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Oh, he can't be. There's got to be at
least one qualified kid in the 10th

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There are plenty of smart kids, but none
of them wanted to be on the team with

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you. I can't understand that. I merely
asked them to comply with a few simple

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rules.

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Alex, you wanted them to loot you.

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I'm the captain of the team, Jennifer.
These kids have got to learn to respect

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authority.

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So what are you going to do now?

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I don't know. I don't know. I've got to
think.

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I'm sorry, Elise.

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So it's resistant to my ideas.

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I'm not resistant to your ideas, Elise,
but I just don't think theater in the

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round is what we want to do here.

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Are you saying you don't like it?

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I'm not saying that.

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You do like it.

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I'm not saying that.

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I'm saying this is a high school quiz
show, not My Fair Lady.

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My Fair Lady.

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That's it.

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The quiz will be like My Fair Lady.

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Well, we've got the set for it. No, no,
no, you don't understand.

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What I've got to do is find my Eliza
Doolittle.

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A 10th grader who knows virtually
nothing about anything.

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An empty vessel that I can fill with my
knowledge, my insight, my wisdom.

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Someone whose mind is a total blank.

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A clean slate.

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Come in the kitchen.

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I'm trying to make a snack. I forgot how
the blender works.

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Mallory.

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All right, Mallory.

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Let's turn to the next question.

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Alex, we've been doing this for hours.
I'm getting tired.

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She needs her rest.

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Jennifer, I don't think you fully
appreciate what an enormous task I've

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undertaken here.

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I'm taking a simple peasant girl whose
greatest prior achievement

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was coordinating her eye shadow with her
sweater, and I'm turning her into

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someone, someone who could have a
conversation with me.

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You're going to have to give her more
incentive than that, Alex.

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Alex, let's just get this over with.
You're getting a little too pompous,

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for you.

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Okay.

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Now, we went over this one yesterday.

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It's a geography question.

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At the southern tip of Chile lies a body
of water named for a famous explorer.

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Name this body of water.

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Uh, a body of water, right?

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Name for the famous explorer.

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Come on, now.

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Southern tip of Chile?

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The Hudson River.

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That's not right.

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No, it's the Straits of Magellan.

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You guys are still at it? It's so late.

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I'm glad you're here. We need your help
with another dry run. We've had five dry

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runs in the last two days, Alex. Just
one more. We're at a turning point here.

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Mallory actually named all the cabinet
members.

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That was me, Alex.

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Okay, okay, we need to work. Please,
Mom, Dad, do it for Mallory. Well, maybe

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for a few minutes. Great.

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Okay, uh, Elisa.

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And Jennifer, sit over there
representing one team. Mallory and Alex,

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And I'll stand here.

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Maybe you should stand in a chair,
Stephen.

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Why? Because according to my revised,
revised plan, the moderator's podium is

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elevated.

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Yeah, well, look, I'm not quite sure
we're going to be doing it that way, at

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least. Why not?

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Well, there are a variety of factors
involved.

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Could you guys discuss this later,
please?

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I mean, it's getting late.

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It's very important that Mallory gets
some sense of what the actual tournament

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will be like. Okay? Dad, go ahead.

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Okay. First question in the area of
mythology.

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Mythology. Great. You're good at this.
Remember I showed you the pictures? They

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get a guy with the wings on his feet.

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I remember.

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Okay. Who was Romulus' twin brother?

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I don't know that one, Mom. Do you?

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Yes.

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Would you like to share it with us?

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I'm not answering.

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I have designed six perfectly good sets
for the show, and I don't understand why

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your father refuses to use any of them.
At least I thought you were going to

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design a very simple set. Most of our
viewers will not have 3D glasses.

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Mom, Dad, please.

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We're on television here.

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Now it goes over to Harding High.

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Who was Romulus' twin brother?

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Uh... Uncle Remus.

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Not Uncle Remus, just Remus.

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Well, I'll bet he was somebody's uncle.

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I mean, if Romulus had kids, then Remus
would be an uncle, wouldn't he?

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I suppose he would have, yes.

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All right, then he was Uncle Remus.

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Maybe we practiced enough for one day.

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Anyway, I have some other plans we can
look over, Stephen.

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Actually, you can never practice too
much.

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Stephen. Okay.

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Okay, now how about interlocking
plexiglass platforms?

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They can be powered hydraulically. Okay,
we'll talk plexiglass.

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Okay, Mallory, let's drill a little
more.

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Alex, I'm tired.

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Just a couple more questions. Now, what
do the letters in the acronym SCUBA

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stand for?

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Well, it's kind of like skin diving,
isn't it? Yes.

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Yes. It is. Now, what do the letters
stand for? We've gone over this before.

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Self -contained underwater breathing
apparatus.

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What did you say?

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Self -contained underwater breathing
apparatus.

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Again?

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teams, aren't you? Uh -huh. The Harding
team. Great. Good luck.

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Thanks. We're the guys that won the
tournament last year.

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Really? How exciting.

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This year we're the judges.

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Really? Yeah.

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I'm sort of the head judge.

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Well, I'm the co -head judge. Well, I'm
the alternate head judge.

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Well, it's nice to meet you all.

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I'm so nervous.

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Hey, don't worry. You'll do fine.

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I hope so.

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Mallory. Mallory, I've been looking all
over for you. What are you doing talking

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to these clowns?

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Alex, these clowns are the judges.

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Hi. How you doing? I'm Alex Keaton.

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Nice jacket.

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Like the tie, too.

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I'll probably be back in style again
real soon.

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Why didn't you tell me there were the
judges?

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You didn't give me a chance.

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Yeah, well, forget it, forget it. We've
still got a couple minutes. Let's go

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over a few things here. Have you
memorized the Greek alphabet yet? No.

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Never mind, never mind. Name the four
galaxies closest to the Milky Way. Alex,

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stop it. You're making me more nervous.
I've been studying as hard as I can.

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Just leave me alone now.

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Alex, Mallory, come on. Take your
places. We're about to start.

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Come on, girls. Get over here and take
your places.

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Hurry up.

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Yeah, great.

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Hey, everybody, just relax and try to
forget you're on TV.

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Make believe nobody's watching, you'll
be fine.

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Okay, let's go. Count it, Andy.

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Five, four, three, two... Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen. I'm Stephen

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Keaton, the station manager here at WKS,
and I'd like to welcome you to the

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final round of WKS High School Quiz
-Off.

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Let's meet our two teams.

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On my right, we have the finest minds of
St. Mary's High School, Mary Catherine

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Robbins, Mary Beth McAllister, and Mary
Margaret Dunn.

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And to my left, the top minds of Harding
High School, Grover Garver,

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Mallory Keaton, and Alex Keaton.

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Our judges are the champions from last
year from East High School. Now let me

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remind you that the decision of the
judges is final.

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And now let us begin.

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The first question.

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It's easier to answer the question when
you know what the question is.

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I'm quite certain I'll know it, Mr.
Keaton.

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Let's begin again.

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Who was the last U .S. president to be
born in a log... cabin?

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St. Mary's.

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James A. Garfield.

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Correct!

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Now.

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Born November 19th, 1831 in Cuyahoga
County, Ohio.

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He was shot by Charles J. Gouteau July
2nd, 1881.

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It was a Wednesday. Very good. Mr.
Gouteau was wearing... That'll be

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Mary Margaret.

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Okay, next question.

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There's a body of water at the tip of
southern Chile that's named for the

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man to circumnavigate the globe.

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What is this body of water? Alex Keaton,
Harding High. The body... To the

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camera. Right, to the camera. The body
of water.

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Five seconds, Harding.

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Freaks of math.

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Ma. Ma.

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Anyone else on the Harding team?

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Mallory Caton.

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Straits of Massachusetts.

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No, no, I'm sorry.

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The correct answer was the Straits of
Magellan.

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Straits of Massachusetts is incorrect.

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The judges say, close enough.

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Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. Wait, wait,
wait a minute. That's the wrong answer.

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But as I said before, the decision of
the judges is final.

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Harding will get credit for that answer.

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The score is tied 5 -0.

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The next question.

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What is the name of the military
alliance between the Soviet Union and

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Eastern Bloc nation?

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Mary Margaret of St. Mary's. The Treaty
of Moscow?

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No, I'm sorry. The question now goes
over to Harding High.

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Alex Keaton.

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Mallory Keaton, Harding High.

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You're right. The correct answer is the
Warsaw Pact.

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What is the longest suspension bridge in
the United States?

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Grover? The Veradano Narrows Bridge.

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Correct. Five points for Harding.

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The question was already answered,
Mallory.

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Yes, I thought you might like to know
what the second longest suspension

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in the United States is. No, not really.

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But apparently the judges do.

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The Golden Gate Bridge.

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Now it's all tied.

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Here's another five -point bonus.

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Question. How many bones in the human
body?

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That was very close. I don't think I can
call it, judges.

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Mallory.

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Okay, Mallory.

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How many bones are in the human body?

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206.

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27 in each hand, 26 in each foot. That's
correct.

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Now, the final question.

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For ten points, which will decide the
match, consider

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your answer carefully.

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Masters and Johnson are

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known for their research in what

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area? Mary Catherine.

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for being with us. Good night,
everybody.

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Alex. Are you okay?

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Hey, Alex.

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Alex, come on. Alex! Straight to
Magellan.

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Are you okay?

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Tom?

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Dad, is that you?

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Yeah.

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What happened?

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Nothing serious. You just had an attack
of stage fright.

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Alex, you should have seen yourself.

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You look like a zombie.

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You couldn't move. You couldn't talk.

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I can't believe it.

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This must be a nightmare.

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All on videotape, Alex. You can see it
for yourself.

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Alex, she's exaggerating. It wasn't that
bad.

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How did the team do? Well, you lost, but
not by much. Mallory was fantastic. She

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answered questions in history,
literature, biology.

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You should be very proud of her.

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We lost, huh?

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Well, yeah, but Mallory... Okay, okay,
if I'm not mistaken, we have 26 days to

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file a complaint with the commissioner.
We can say that the captain of the team

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was incapacitated and we can...

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It can't be over. We didn't win.

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Excuse me, Mr.

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Keaton.

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My teacher said my answer to the crusade
question is correct.

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What's the difference, Mary Beth? Your
team won.

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We want to win by more.

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Isn't it possible that your teacher is
wrong?

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I don't think so.

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She really knows her crusade.

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She'd like to talk to you.

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Uh, I'll be right back.

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I was so ready for this contest, Mom.

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I knew everything there was to know.

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Ask me any question.

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Why are you like this?

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No, no, general knowledge stuff.
History, really.

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Well, maybe not on this set.

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Maybe you turned it into the Spanish
Inquisition.

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Spanish Inquisition, 1478 to 1834.

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Pope Sixtus IV gave Tassin approval...
See what you're doing?

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I'm sorry, Mom.

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Connie, you're pushing yourself too
hard. There is a limit to how much a

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being can accomplish.

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You've got to slow down.

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Mom, Dad needs your help. Those St.
Mary's girls really have him on the

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this mother to mother you don't look

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so good alex excuse me i've been
comatose for the past two hours i didn't

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chance to freshen up can i talk to you
for a second sure

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on a scale of one to ten how obnoxious
have i been to you alex i'm tired of

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quizzes just talk to me in normal
sentences for change okay

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I guess this has been a pretty rough
week for you, huh?

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Good training.

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If I ever have to stand up for
questioning by the secret police, I'm

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I was only doing it because I wanted our
team to win the contest.

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You know, Alex, sometimes I worry about
you. You take everything so seriously.

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You gotta learn to relax more.

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Have you ever thought of spending a few
weeks at a dude ranch?

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Not really.

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Why don't you just kick me or something
every time I get out of hand?

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Every time? There wouldn't be enough
places to kick.

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I'm sorry.

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Eh. Come on, Alex. Let's go home.

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You know, this has been one of the worst
days of my life.

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Yeah.

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Why are you smiling?

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I knew the answers, Alex. Maybe I'm
smarter than I thought.

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Maybe so.

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What was the Fifth Amendment to the US
Constitution?

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I'd answer that, but I have the right to
remain silent.

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Sit, Ubu, sit.

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Good dog.